How to have a redneck anniversary date.

Step 1. Go to the Texas Roadhouse and order some pulled pork. Then eye some great sparkly belts that you think you might just wanna buy.

Step 2. Then drive across town to Northern Quest casino (because you haven’t been there since before your 1st child was born) for some gambling. Sit down at the Roulette table next to a drunk girl who is winning and lose your wad.

Step 3. Finish your evening with a trip to Walmart for some socks, a Bruce Lee movie and a Powerade (cause it was on sale, baby!) Then take pictures of yourself.

The End.


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